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Мега-убийства: Гейб Ньюэлл
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Накануне The International 2018 Кейси и SirActionSlacks решили воплотить в жизнь свою самую гениальную идею: комментарии серий убийств от Гейба Ньюэлла. Рассчитывая добиться самого кровожадного выступления, они заманили Гейба в студию... Остальное вы знаете.



Этот предмет заменяет стандартного комментатора серий убийств жестокими насмешками Гейба Ньюэлла.

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Убийства[править]

Первая кровь

  • First blood! Thanks and have fun.
  • Hello. I'm Gabe Newell. You've just achieved first blood. Thanks and have fun.

Double Kill

  • Double kill.
  • п Hello! This is Gabe Newell. Thanks for playing Dota 2. Double Kill!

Triple Kill

  • Impossible kill.

Шанс 30%

  • п More than two kills, but less than four kills.

Шанс 10%

  • п I will ignore your email number of kills.

Шанс 5%

  • I'm not reading this.

Ultra Kill

  • Ultra kill.

Rampage

Killing Spree

  • Killing spree.

Dominating

  • A dominating performance.
  • Dominating, I guess...

Mega Kill

  • Mega kill!

Unstoppable

  • They're unstoppable?
  • They're unstoppable.

Wicked Sick

  • That was unreal.

Шанс 50%

  • 300 If you were a millennial, I'd say 'wicked sick'.

Шанс 25%

  • 300 That was, as they say, 'wicked sick'.

Monster Kill

  • Monster kill.
  • Monster kill!
  • п My favorite kill is the monster kill.

Godlike

  • Godlike!
  • Godlike!

Holy Shit

Ownage

  • 30 Ownage!
  • 30 Ownage!

Смерть всей команды
Ваша команда

  • п Who programmed these bots?
  • п I don't like using curse words...
  • п There's no reason to get overly excited.

Шанс 40%

  • п Uhh, no?
  • п Teamwipe.

Шанс 30%

  • п Teamwipe, all of your former friends.

Вражеская команда

  • п Time to bring this thing out of beta.
  • п You're doing very well. I'm very proud of you.
  • п A community of motivated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything.
  • п The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Radiant wiping Dire

Шанс 40%

  • п Good!
  • п Teamwipe.
  • п The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Dire wiping Radiant

Шанс 15%

  • п Teamwipe, enemy.

Для зрителей

  • п I would like to take a moment to thank you for supporting PC gaming.
  • п That reminds me: I'm not wearing underwear.
  • п My favorite hero is Sand King minimap icon.png Sand King.
  • п I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.
  • п Fundamentally, piracy is a service problem.
  • п Valve Software was established in 1996 by a handful of talented people. I'm proud of how far we've come.

Шанс 15%

  • п Teamwipe.

Все мертвы, для всех

  • п I'm Gabe Newell, and welcome to Dota 2.
  • п OK, both teams are dead. Do we just wait?
  • п No one's left. Are we done?
  • п That's game then, right?
  • п As you can see, games are in fact art.
  • п Everyone is dead.
  • п By far the most advanced scam I've ever encountered.
  • п These things, they take time.
  • п There are bodies everywhere.

Дополнения[править]

Rampage
Вражеская команда

  • 300 See, Dota Plus is worth the money.
  • 300 Just ALT F4.
  • 300 Um, this isn't working.
  • 300 This is a good opportunity to learn.

Ваша команда

  • 300 I almost got that in my last bot match.
  • 300 Kind of makes me want to play DOOM.

Шанс 75%

  • 300 Please email me at gabe n at valvesoftware dot com and let me know about your rampage.

Шанс 25%

  • 300 The iteration of hypothesis changes and measurement have made you a better killer at a faster rate than anything else we have seen.

Для зрителей

  • 300 I almost got that in my last bot match.
  • 300 Kind of makes me want to play DOOM.

Шанс 50%

  • 300 This reminds me of the Steam Summer Sale.

Holy shit
Вражеская команда

  • 300 Must be using Dota Plus.
  • 300 You can't improve until you make mistakes.
  • 300 Making mistakes is the path to wisdom.

Шанс 75%

  • 300 Don't ever ever feed on the internet. They will remember it for eternity.

Ваша команда

  • 300 Try clicking on the running heroes for even more kills.
  • 300 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
  • 300 There they go.

Шанс 75%

  • 300 You're a beautiful person with a charming personality.

Для зрителей

  • 300 Even now I'm learning from our customers.
  • 300 There are bodies everywhere.
  • 300 See, Dota Plus is worth the money.
  • 300 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.

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