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Этот предмет заменяет стандартного комментатора и комментатора мега-убийств озорными межпространственными восклицаниями Рика и Морти от Adult Swim. | ||
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Предметы набора
Содержит
Приветствие
Шанс 50%, только для All Pick, Mid Only, Least Played и Limited Heroes
- Hey Rick, what does Dota stand for anyways? Ah, Morty it doesn't stand for anything, Morty! дополнение
- Hey Rick, I think this is that game: Demonstration of the Ants, right? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty. дополнение
- Remember, if you dii-ugh-iiiie in Dota, you die for real, Morty! Oooh! дополнение
- Remember if you die in Dota you die for real, Morty! Oooooh! дополнение
- What happens if they don't pick someone, Rick, what then? дополнение
- I think this is that game Defenestration of those Patients, right Rick? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty. дополнение
- Look at me! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Dota 2, baby! дополнение
- Yo, what up my glip glops! дополнение
Игровой режим
- н Oh jeez Rick. Check out this mode, huh! Yeah I never seen a mode like this before.
- н Whoa, Morty! Morty I can't believe they picked this mode. Yeah this is a crazy old mode.
- н Oh, I hope they have fun with this mode. Yeah this mode is just out of control.
Ability Draft
- п Oh geez, ability draft. Yeah this mode's ridiculous.
- п Oh boy ability draft. In other words: Nonsense Mode.
- п Ability draft. Ugh. Time to stack the deck.
All Pick
All Random
Captain's Draft
Captain's Mode
- п Captain's mode!
- п Oh captain's mode!
- п Attention on deck, all hands on deck! We got a captain's mode!
Deathmatch
Easy Mode
- н Ohh! Easy mode.
- н Oh, little baby picked easy mode.
- н Oh boy, easy mode. This is gonna be exciting.
Least Played
- п Least played!
- п Alrighty, least played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.
- п Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's least played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.
Limited Heroes
- п Limited heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.
- п Aww, it's limited heroes. Is this babby's first day out?
- п Limited heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.
Mid Only
- п Mid Only! It's a mess, but let's do it.
- п Mid Only! I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.
- п Mid Only! It's gonna get crazy up in here.
One vs One
- п Oh boy we've got a 1v1 over here.
- п Oh geez. 1v1. We got a tough guy, uh, couple of tough guys with something to prove.
- п Geez. 1v1. Why don't you two go get a room?
Random Draft
Reverse Captain's Mode
- п Reverse captain's mode? Yeah, I've done it Morty. I've done it.
- п Reverse captain's mode? Yeah Morty, I've done it. It's great.
Single Draft
Другие режимы
Другие возможные будущие режимы игры
- п Choose your hero!
- п Hey! Choose your hero.
- п Uhhh choose your hero!
- п Get up on in here and choose that hero!
- п Oh, alright, time to choose your hero.
- п Oh boy. Don't rush it. Gotta choose that hero right.
Выбор героев
Выбор
- Your turn to pick, bro.
- Your turn to pick.
- Uh hello! It's your turn to pick.
- Enemy's turn to pick.
- It's the enemy's turn to pick. Relax.
- Enemy's turn. To pick.
- Enemy's turn to pick.
- Radiant team pick.
- C'mon Radiant team, you gotta pick 'em right.
- Dire team pick.
- Go Dire team. Pick em up. Pick em out.
- Come on Dire team. Pick it good.
Запрет
- Your turn to ban!
- It's your turn to ban, dummy!
- It's your turn to ban. Hello?
- Your turn to ban.
- Enemy's turn to ban.
- Enemy's turn to ban, baby.
- Radiant team ban!
- Radiant team ban!
- Dire team ban.
- Oh, Dire team ban!
- Uh, Dire team ban.
Осталось времени на выбор
- You really gotta pick a hero. You got 10 seconds left.
- Oh man. Rick, there's only 10 seconds left to pick a hero.
- 10 seconds to pick a hero, you moron.
- Um. You better pick your hero. 5 seconds.
- Yeah, 5 seconds left now.
- 5 seconds, Morty. It'll be fine.
- Reserve time!
- Reserve time!
- Well what do you know! It's reserve time!
- Hey Morty guess what time it is? I don't know Rick, what is it? It's reserve time!
Выбор закончен
- н Ah, congratulations. Your team is complete.
- н Well you got yourself a complete team there, honcho!
- н After all the trials and tribulations, the Radiant team is complete!
- н Radiant team is complete!
- н Dire's team is complete.
- н What do you know? Dire after all this time their team is complete.
- Choose your hero!
- Hey! Choose your hero.
- Uhhh choose your hero!
- Get up on in here and choose that hero!
- Oh, alright, time to choose your hero.
Выбор определённых героев
Шанс 40%
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п If you hit this guy he gets healthier. Can you believe that? - п Morty don't get any funny ideas. Just cuz that little guy's in charge of the operation, it doesn't make things any easier, alright? Geez Rick, you know y-y-you're being mean to me.
- п Do you think, like, you know, he wipes the big one's, you know, thing? His behind area? Morty, you're really skirting the line.
- п You know Rick, they say this guy's ancient but I don't know. He's got a youthful glow in his eye.
- п Who in their right mind hates magic? Forget about this guy. What a joke.
- п Hey Rick, you're going to love this guy cuz he hates magic just like you. Morty I don't hate magic. I just hate, you know, magicians.
- п Hey Rick, this guy'd be pretty great if our electricity went out and we could hang out with him. You're an idiot Morty.
- п Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves somebody with dissociative personality disorder.
- п Hey Rick, this guy's like me because if you give me an insult, I'll spin right back around and get thrown back at ya. Oh boy Morty. Well put.
- п I'd go out on a limb and say this is the manliest guy in the game.
- п He'll trap your ass in a nightmare, boy. Morty, I hate to break it to you but I'm already trapped in a nightmare.
- п I don't know if I'd want to drink a beer with Bane. Morty, you'd have a hard time drinking beer in general.
- п Geez, this guy's got some chompers on him. Like a horse face.
- п Hey Rick, I don't know what makes this guy so great. If you took away his bat, what are you left with?
- п You know Rick, I like this guy because he's a dog lover, you know, and I like dogs. I feel like they have souls and little personalities.
- п This guy can smell weakness, Morty. You're his prime target.
- п Hey Rick, what do you think this guy looks like under that bandanna? Think he's got beautiful, kissable lips under there?
- п You know Morty there's only one character in this game that I really care about, and it happens to be Brewmaster.
- п You know what's funny Rick, this guy's a lot like you because he drinks a lot of alcohol, and then he's got a real split personality if you catch my meaning. You can't hurt me Morty.
- п Uh, yeah, somebody call 1986. We've got a guy with a rock and a rope.
- п Got a reeeal porcupine-style back. For extra durable protection. Uh Morty, this guy's not a condom.
- п This lady got all those spiders bursting out of all the things she kills. That will be one of the coolest things that I've ever seen.
- п Beautiful Clydesdale-style feet. Yeah Morty I agree, those are some nice Clydesdale foots.
- п You know Rick I like the dark and the reds. This could make a good kitchen color scheme.
- п You know Morty, religion and science don't get along. That's why I'm not a fan of this guy.
- п You know Morty, the only clinks I like are the ones that are in my glass of gin.
- п You know what I like about this guy Morty, is that he's light. Light on his feet. No meat.
- п He went through the trouble of making himself a robotic armor suit, but then he didn't bother to make it a good one.
- п Geez Morty, even your dog made a better suit of armor than this guy. It's pathetic.
- п Boy Rick, let me tell ya, I got hearts in my eyes over here.
- п You want me to give you a minute of private time with your laptop? That's gross, Rick.
- п Remember we ran into this guy on that one interdimensional asteroid. Remember? He was the really drunk one? Oh yeah, I remember that. He was wasted.
- п You know Morty, you gotta be careful. He'll throw up a wall, he'll start attacking you. Forget about it.
- п How come this guy's got a bunch of crap all over his face. Have a little respect, he's a shaman.
- п You know, look, you're a ghost, you're a vampire, you're French. Figure it out. Pick one.
- п I'm not sure which one of these two I'm supposed to be focused on: the dinosaur or the weirdo on his back. Yeah, I have a feeling it's the weirdo on his back, Morty.
- п Yeah, you know this guy's real tough looking, but I'll bet he's a real dainty gentleman on the inside.
- п You know, Morty, kids like dragons, so I'm gonna go give this guy a thumbs up.
- п Yeah, she shoots arrows. That's it. Good choice.
- п Hey Rick, give me a beat. All right. She's got a brow, she's a Drow, she's a smaugh.
- п You know, Rick, I really like her white hair. What is this Morty, fashion police?
- п You know I'll tell you what you know sometimes the oldest weapon is the best one: rocks. You know, who would've thought. Yeah, you know rocks. You know, it's like, it's so easy. Who needs all this other stuff? You got a bunch of rocks.
- п I don't like totems. Who cares about totems? I don't like totems, okay? It's where I draw the line.
- п You know Rick, I wish I had a pet that looked like this. He looks like a koala mixed with a bear or something.
- п You know this guy's responsible because he's got his briefcase with him. That's not a briefcase Rick, that's a giant stapler. Either way, Morty, he's ready to work.
- п Hey, anybody got a light? Ha ha! Ho ho! Rick, you're really pulling out the jokes over there. Shut up, Morty.
- п Got a light? Oh! Ha ha! That one's for you, Morty, cuz you like bad jokes.
- п Man, I'm confused, Rick. You know, on one hand, she's a deer, but on the other hand she's a hell of a woman. Yeah I don't know what to do Morty, take her out to dinner, or take her out and eat her at dinner, you know what I’m saying? Venison. Yeah! Ha ha! We did it!
- п You know Morty I know you like black holes, but try to keep it together over there. Yeah, I do like black holes, they're really cool.
- п If you need some headlights, you could just grab his eyeballs out.
- п They call him Faceless Void but he does have at least a mouth.
- п Where's the passenger seat, Morty. What if this guy wanted to take someone on a date? Good luck.
- п I see we got an armchair inventor over here. Not bad.
- п Hey what do you know Rick. This guy built a ship just like you did out of spare parts. You guys are in the same league. This thing couldn't even leave the atmosphere, Morty.
- п This looks like your gym guy at the gym who's trying to one-up- The hell would you know about a gym, Morty. Your arm's about the size of my finger.
- п All you're gonna invoke is your ineptitude at your ability to handle a keyboard.
- п I don't know why anybody would pick this guy. He's impossible to play. Good luck. What are you, a veteran?
- п Yeah, boy, look at you mister fancy pants, picking this guy. Good luck you loser.
- п What? He's just a ball that floats around. He doesn't even talk. Yeah, but you know what he does do, Rick? He helps people.
- п You know Rick, this is the one character in the game I relate to the most. Why? Because nobody can understand a word he's saying?
- п Hey this guy'd be cool to have at a barbecue, because he could heat up the grill, and then he could plop a few ice cubes in your drink. Couldn't have said it better myself, Morty.
- п You know, I gotta say I really like the style of this guy's mask. Yeah, but you gotta wonder: what's he hiding under there.
- п Hey Morty, what do you think is under that mask? I bet you just a blank nub.
- п You know, this guy looks all buff and crazy, but let's be honest. Underneath that mask he probably has a nice, dainty little pixie face.
- п Hey Rick, you think this guy's got a wife at home? No, obviously. That's why he's such a creep to all the female heroes.
- п Of all the heroes in the game, I think you're the most like this guy. W-why? Because you have no idea how to talk to women.
- п Hey Rick, where are you going? Save my seat, Morty. I hear this guy throws rum around and I'm getting a bunch of receptacles to catch it.
- п Arr matey. Arr matey!
- п Geez, man, what's with all these horse people in this game, huh? Yeah, I don't know Morty. Lot of horse characters, huh?
- п How many horse people do you need to put into one game? Am I right?
- п Damn, this guy's got so many chains he's straight gangsta.
- п This guy's a life stealer, but you know what else he stole? What else Morty? My heart.
- п You think it's on fire all over? You know, like all over her body? Every spot? Why do you ask, Morty?
- п You know when you go to hell, the first thing they give you is a giant finger. Well, I guess he has been there then.
- п Geez, Rick. I never saw anybody who liked bears so much. Really Morty? Have you ever met Bears McBearson? That guy loves bears.
- п Gotta be careful with a girl who rides a panther. You know what they say about girls who are into panthers? What do they say, Morty? That they're crazy.
- п Hey Rick, you think this guy could help me train my dogs? Yeah, Morty I bet he could. He looks like a real whisperer.
- п Hey Rick, you think he's got those dogs house broken? I don't think so, Morty. They look pretty wild.
- п Oh, this guy's got a reaaaal… Nose on him doesn't he Morty? Yeah he sure does. Got one hell of a nose.
- п Hey look we got a risoceros over here. What are you talking about? A risoceros? What did you say Morty? I said risoceros, right?
- п I guess this means Medusa's public domain, huh? Yeah, I think she's an old timey character from the olden days.
- п It's probably a good thing that she's ugly because, you know, you're not supposed to look at her, right? Yeah, that's right Morty. You turn to stone, I believe.
- п Uh oh, Morty. It's the Meeseeks of Dota 2.
- п Hey Morty, this guy reminds me of you, you wanna know why? Why? Because there's five of them, and I've had five Mortys. That's canon.
- п It's just her and her dog. Just her and her dog against the world, you know? Morty, clearly that's a tiger. It's not a dog. Oh, wait is that a lion? No it's a wolf.
- п She's got that girl next door kind of look to her. Yeah, if the girl next door turned invisible, and rode around on a huge tiger or whatever that is.
- п You know you can't have too much water, Rick. Actually Morty, that's not true. There's a thing called hyper hydration.
- п Think the only reason they picked this guy is because, sub-consciously, they need to get a shower.
- п Hey boy Rick, I'm getting an eye-full over here. Morty, back up. Stop looking so closely, Morty.
- п Hey Rick, you think this guy raps? Because with a name like Nature's Prophet, sounds like a rapper to me. Yeah, a granola bar rapper. Whoooah.
- п I gotta tell you Morty, if there's one character in this game that needs medical insurance, I think we found him. Yeah Rick, you know, this guy's a real mess.
- п Boy this beetle's got a one-track mind, and it's all about basketball.
- п Boy I hope the Knicks win this year or this guy's gonna get piiissed.
- п Oh Morty, this guy's a great example of how luck is all you need in life. You don't have to be smart.
- п Hey is this guy in your class at school, Morty? Hey go easy on me, Rick. I'm in a normal class, okay?
- п Morty, stay behind me. He can't damage intelligent people.
- п Hey Morty, is it just me or is this lady all blurry. It's all blurry on me. Nah, it's okay Rick. You got a few more drinks left in ya.
- п Oh my god, Rick. That bird's on fire. He's on fire. Oh that's horrible. Oh my god, somebody needs to get in there and save him.
- п Morty this is what happens when people that don't know what they're doing start messing around with portal guns.
- п Hey Morty, check this guy out. Thinks he knows what he's doing messing with portals and stuff.
- п Why don't they just let the faerie dragons, y'know, live their life.
- п Hey Rick, did you know that there were faerie dragons? No, I never knew about that but here we have one, right here. It's a faerie dragon.
- п I think I just lost my appetite, Rick. Yeah, this guy really makes you think twice about eating meat.
- п Hey Morty, you know what we all have in common with Pugna? What? We all have skeletons inside of us. Every one of us.
- п Geez, Rick, this lady's really crazy, you know. She's all dressed all naked and wild and stuff. Yeah, I know Morty. I got dibs.
- п I like that he's comfortable wearing a dress, you know? Yeah me too Morty. I really gotta give this guy--I really gotta hand it to him.
- п There's only enough room for one Rick in this game, Morty. And it's me.
- п Morty, it says right here that he definitely likes to steal things. Oh great, what a Rubick.
- п He certainly likes to steal things that are, you know, not his. I'm referring to the spells.
- п Uh oh, we got ourselves a sand character Morty. I don't like sand Rick. I'm getting mad, Rick. Calm down, Morty. It's gonna be alright.
- п I've got eremikophobia. Google it. I'm freaking out over here.
- п Oh Morty, you don't want to get locked in one of this guy's holes. You'll get a fine case of PTSD.
- п Six six six Morty. Hail Satan. Ha ha ha, yeah, hail Satan.
- п This guy's gonna come after your soul Morty. He's coming after your soul. Oh geez Rick, you gotta protect me, Rick!
- п Hey Rick, you know, every game needs a shaman type, you know. You gotta have your shaman.
- п Hey Morty you know why he's got those boards strapped across his ears like that? Why, Rick? Cuz he's sick of hearing your bullshit, Morty.
- п I guess taping wood to yourself is better than not having any armor at all. Yeah, you said it Morty.
- п Whoa Rick, check this guy out! He's got a lot going on for- Silence, Morty!
- п Named after the thing I wish I could hear all the time: silence.
- п Dubba lub nub doo ra ka. Wubba lubba dub dub. Yeah, you said it, Rick.
- п Nubba lub dub rub. Whoa, Morty. This is a kid's game. Easy.
- п I think he's trying to catch something with that angler fish nodule on his face. He's trying to catch a break, Morty. Any way he can.
- п Hey Morty, you know what I like about this guy? He knows when to disappear. You could learn something from him Morty.
- п Oh geez, who doesn't disappear in this game?
- п You know, reminds me of a pet piranha I once had Morty. His name was Roger. It's getting really specific. It's true Morty, it's a whole part of my backstory, I had a pet pirhanna named Roger. He was a good boy.
- п Hey, geez Rick, why does Santa Claus have all kinds of weapons and bombs and stuff? Because he's pissed Morty. You were a bad boy this year. Santa Claus is real.
- п Geez Rick, I'm not so sure about this lady. Oh, finally drawing a line in the sand Morty?
- п Hey you know what you have in common with this guy, Rick? What's that Morty? You're always breaking my spirit, Rick.
- п Remember when you said I couldn't fly the ship? Well you broke my spirits on that one. Sorry Morty.
- п You know Morty, I gotta tell you, you could learn a lot from this character. Just be yourself, Morty. What are you talking about?
- п Hey Rick, I can't understand what this guy's talking about. Yeah, Morty. I could make a device that would help me understand what he's saying, but it's beneath me.
- п He kind of looks sad, you know with those downturned horns and all. Morty, never judge a book by its cover. I saw that guy at a nightclub last weekend, he was going to town.
- п Oh these are my boys! Yeah! The Techies! Ho ho!
- п I used to hang out with guys like these. They knew how to party.
- п I don't think this guy would ever want to swap health a guy like you, if you catch my drift, oh! I'm in the prime of my life. I'm in the prime of my life, Morty.
- п Man, you know Morty, if this guy could trade a couple of those tentacles for a neck, he'd really be in business.
- п The last time I met somebody with this thick of a neck, uh… What? You got a punch line? No. I have a good setup though.
- п Ah Tinker, we meet again.
- п Me and Tinker we go way back Morty. What'd he look like before the exoskeleton? Like somebody you'd see at a bar.
- п Ah, Tinker, you old bastard. You made through the Glarflorpian Wars. Been too long.
- п Wow! Tinker! He finally finished that exoskeleton he was trying to build.
- п Hey you know what would be cool, Rick, is if they took this guy and they put him on our front lawn. Think about how nice that would look.
- п Within the hearts of tiny people lay the hearts of bigger people! Oh, color me inspired, Morty.
- п This shouldn't be allowed, Rick, a giant walking, talking tree. They gotta draw the line somewhere.
- п Oh, when is the government going to step in? These genetically modified Os are getting carried away.
- п You know first it was a little twig, but now look at this thing.
- п You know Rick, this guy probably had a nice tribe, and a bunch of tribes people. What a waste.
- п I like this guy's beanie hair. You know, he's got that beanie look. Oh, are they calling it beanie hair?
- п If you hang out with this guy, you're gonna sweat flavored snow cone Morty. The hell are you talking about, Rick?
- п Yeah, geez, I guess every game has to have a zombie now-a-days, huh?
- п I hope I don't end up like this guy, with a bunch of regrets and a giant tombstone.
- п Morty, I've never seen a more original character. It's a zombie whose got a giant tombstone. And then more zombies come out of that.
- п Morty if I could hire this guy as a bodyguard, I'd probably never see you again.
- п How many upset spirits are in this game? Yeah, I know, there's Vengeful Spirit, there's uh, Revenge Spirit, Angry Spirit…
- п Geez Rick, this guy looks like one of those types of characters you'd see guarding a ladder in a platformer game. You know what I mean?
- п Ooh, it's a snake-type character, Morty. I wonder if it's poisonous.
- п Oh boy there's a lot of snake people in this game. Yeah you know Rick but you gotta be careful because this snake's got some wings on him, know what I'm saying?
- п You know Morty there's a lot of things we could say about Visage, but I think the first thing that comes to mind is… Um… His bracelets. I love those bracelets.
- п Morty, where do you think he gets all those golems that he's summoning? Yeah, he's taking them away from their families and friends. No wonder they're so pissed.
- п You know Morty, a lot of western civilization wouldn't want to eat this guy, but I tell ya: it's good protein.
- п Geez, I wouldn't wanna find something like that under my mattress. That's where I keep this guy. He's under your mattress Morty. I'm not even kidding: look. Oh my god!
- п Boy I've never seen a crazy monster wear a tiara before. I guess it's his birthday.
- п Morty, he may not look it but this is a real doctor. He cured me of my alcoholism. What do you talking about? You're still an alcoholic. What I mean is he made me care less about my alcoholism.
- п Hey Morty, this guy's beard is making me hungry for a breakfast croissant. Oh jeeze, I see what you mean there.
- п Mark Twain looks pissed!
Шанс 15%
- п Geez, we got enough horse-based characters to start a whole new Kentucky Derby.
- п It's hot in here. Is it just me or is it hot in here. Alright, relax Morty.
- п Hey Morty, why don't we dress up like her and go to a convention. Yeah that sounds like a great idea, Rick!
- п This guy loves fire, but I'll tell ya: fire's not a joke.
- п If he saw me and I was all hurting and stuff, he'd save me. Where are you getting this from?
- п You know Rick, I've never been a fan of characters that can just create ghostly, false versions of themselves. It's not cool.
- п Sometimes it takes seeing a reflection of your own self before you realize how horrible you truly are.
- п Morty, this is the one guy in the game who's interdimensional, just like us.
- п Hey, you know when girls say I'm looking for that tall, dark, and handsome? Well, here he is.
- п That's it, Morty! It's just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.
- п Man this guy's a real top notch wizard, Morty. Tell you that much.
- п Yeah, I wouldn't cosplay as this character. No way.
Шанс 5%
- п You know what's cool about this guy? What Morty? Nothing. He's the worst. I don't like this one. You blew it.
- п Man this guy pisses me off Morty. I don't know why. Just pisses me off.
- п How many characters are in this fricken' game. This is getting to be ridiculous.
- п Alright! Nice pick.
- п Why would you pick this guy? He's the worst.
- п You know, Morty, I wanna say a lot of things about this character, but I'm just going to zip my lip.
Шанс 1%
Начало битвы
Приготовьтесь к битве
- Why aren't they doing anything? They're just standing around? Relax, Morty.
- Oh geez Rick, we're in some real trouble. I know Morty, just follow my lead!
- Huh. Oxygen-rich atmosphere. Giant testicle monsters. We'll be fine. Let's partaaaay!
Шанс 20%, только для игрока
Времени до битвы
- н 60 seconds. 60 seconds to game start!
- Um. 30 seconds to game start.
- Hoo, 30 seconds until th-th-this place goes ham.
- Hoo. 30 seconds until the game starts, Rick! I'm getting my things ready Morty.
- Oh my god the battle's about to start. Relax! Relax, Morty. C'mere, cuddle in with me.
- Morty, don't look now but the battle's about to start! Oh my god I ain't ready for this!
- Morty I'm getting ready for the game to start in 30 seconds. Ohh, I'm scared.
- 30 seconds until jit goes ham in the dollar store, Morty.
- Uh Moooorty it's about to start Morty.
- Alright Morty. The game's about to start.
Битва начинается
- Here we go, Rick. The battle's about to go. Ugh, oh.
- Who's that blowing the horn? Can somebody stop blowing that horn?
- Who? Who keeps? Who keeps blowing that stupid horn?
- Well, there's that pesky horn.
- G-game start! It starts. It started!
- Oh right, now it's on baby! Oh oh jeez!
- Oh! Look at this game. It just started, baby!
- н Round up your characters and let's get this party started.
Убийства
First Blood
- Oh! First blood! дополнение
- Blood has been spilled! For the first time in this game.
- Oh Morty, can you smell that salty blood that just got first spilt?
- Oh man! First blood just splattered. дополнение
- You know what's better than first blood? Nothing. First blood. Players only
- Oh! First blood! дополнение
- Oh man they just got some of that first blood going.
- Oh boy Morty. Somebody just got real brave over there.
Double Kill
Triple Kill
- Uh oh! Triple kill!
- We should start calling this person Triple Kill, because they got a triple kill.
- Oh! Triple kill!
- Hooh! Looks like we got ourselves a triple kill here Rick. Morty, quit acting like a detective.
- Riggity-riggity-rekt son!
Ultra Kill
- Oh my gosh, it's an ultrakill!
- Whoa! Ultrakill. I'm soooo impressed.
- Morty I'm gonna combine us. Ready? Uhh ohhh it's an ultrakill.
- Whoa thing got a little ultrakill in here.
- Oh geez! Oh geez! Rick, this is getting out of hand!
Rampage
- Oh that's as high as it goes Morty. He really did it, or she. They really did it.
- It's a rampage! Rick! Rick! Ruh! Oohh! Morty! Morty! Take it easy buddy. Take it easy.
- What?! Rampage?! Are you joking around with this? What's going on? You gotta relax Morty! You're gonna break the whole thing Morty.
- No! Ha! Hew! Rampage!
- Whoa! Rampage! Hoo! Hooo. Morty, Morty, uh, there's a time and a place.
- Pfft! Come on, I don't believe that happened for a second. I don't know, Rick, there's a lot of blood and body parts.
20% for players, 100% for spectators
- They rampaged! It's a rampage! Morty, Morty, calm down Morty. You're getting too excited, it's just a videogame. Relax.
- Morty it's just a rampage, alright? There's a lot bigger things to be concerned with Morty.
Killing Spree
- Oh boy. Killing spree.
- Morty! Killing spree!
- Morty watch out! It's a killing spree.
- Oh geez! It's a killing spree!
- Whoa! Initiating killing spree mode.
- Hello? Can anyone hear me? It's a killing spree over here.
- Killing spree whoaaa!
- Whoa! Killing spree! Hoo!
Шанс 15% для игроков, 100% для зрителей
Шанс 15%, только для игроков
Dominating
- Oh geez. He's dominating!
- Oh man, this guy's dominating.
- Rick! He's dominating now. He's dominating.
- Oh my god! Four! Four in a row. He's now dominating. He's dominating, Rick.
Mega Kill
- Oh! Not so fast Morty, cuz he just Megakilled. It's a megakill now.
- Whoa. Megakill. He just megakilled.
- Oh M-megakill!
- Whoa! Megakill. Uh-oh. Megakill.
- Oh Morty, uh oh! You better hold on to your hat because now it's a megakill. That's five, baby. Five. It's no accident anymore. This isn't an accident now.
Unstoppable
- Wait no, hold on, he's unstoppable.
- Holy crap Rick, he's unstoppable.
- Morty, who was that? I don't know. It was pretty tight.
Wicked Sick
- Hey geez this is some wicked sick stuff Rick, because he just wicked sick sicked it. That's right.
- Oh my gosh Morty! He's from Boston because he's wicked sick!
- That's Rick-diculous.
- Ah, Morty, can you smell it? The smell of freshly slaughtered bodies.
Monster Kill
- He monster killed!
- Uh oh! Monster kill! Heads up!
- I'm marking this in my journal. This is a day to remember. There was a monster kill.
- Whoa! Rick there's a monster kill just happened. This your first time seeing a monster kill?
Шанс 15% для игроков, 100% для зрителей
- Sometimes the monster kills they happen, you know Morty, you just gotta accept it.
- Rick! Oh ho ho Morty, calm down. It's only a monster kill.
Godlike
- Whoa! They're godlike!
- They killed all these people Morty. That means they're godlike.
- This is some godlike stuff!
- Whoa! It's godlike time! Godlike!
- Oh my god! It's god peopled. Godlike! They're godlike.
- These people are godlike people. They're godpeople!
Holy Shit
Шанс 40% для игроков, 100% для зрителей
Шанс 25% для игроков, 100% для зрителей
- Woo! They're beyond godlike now! They're beyond godlike! Calm down Morty! No, I'm not gonna calm down. I'm pissed!
- Oh geez. They went beyond godlike Rick. Calm down Morty calm down, it's okay. No, it’s not okay. I'm getting mad. I'm getting angry about this.
Шанс 20%, только для игроков
Шанс 5%
Ownage
Шанс 15%
- п Ownage! If you say it really fast a bunch of times it starts to not make any sense. Ownage! Ownage! Ownage! Ownage! Ownage!
- п Who does that crap? It should be against the rules.
Смерть всей команды
Ваша команда
Шанс 25%
- п Way to go genius. Your team just got wiped out.
- п Oh, your whole team's been wiped out. Why don't you go play checkers with your grandma.
- п Ugh. Your team just got wiped out. You might want to switch to a single player game. Set it to easy mode.
- п He's gonna, he's coming for you and me next. He's gonna be coming for us.
Вражеская команда Шанс 50%
- п Whoa, enemy team's been wiped out. Whoa! This is good news.
- п Huh! Looks like there might be a vacancy on the enemy team since they're all entirely wiped out. Yeah, way to go!
- п Ho boy, enemy team just got wiped out, baby! Oh man.
- п Whoa, the enemy team's just been entirely wiped out. Hm. Interesting.
- п Listen don't get a big head about it but you just wiped out the enemy's team. Good work.
- п Oh geez. Y-y-you just killed a whole bunch of people.
- п Oh my god, you just killed people. You're a murderer.
- п Whoa, whoa whoa. You done killed people.
Для зрителей Шанс 50%
- п Oh man, somebody lower the flags at half-mast. Radiant team's been wiped out.
- п Geez, the whole Radiant team got wiped out? Nobody's taking this game seriously anymore.
- п Geez, the entire Dire team just got wiped out.
- п Oh, embarrasing. Dire team's wiped out.
Командные объявления
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Возрождение
Шанс 5%
- п You know the cops are shooting at him and tasing him and he just keeps getting up. Yeah why does he keep getting up? Just lay down.
- п We'll be fine. Let's partaaay!
- п Is there no honor anymore, amongst gaming people?
- п Try not to die this time, idiot!
Враг ушел с линии
- н Missing top!
- н Better be careful guys, top is missing. Anything could happen.
- н Missing top!
- н Uh oh! The middle is missing. Could he be right behind you? I don't know.
- н Oh geez the middle is missing. I can't take this Rick, it's freaking me out.
- н Uh, the-ugh middle is missing.
- н Missing bottom!
- н Missing bottom!
- н Oh bottom is missing. Morty get ready. This is what we've been waiting for.
- н Oh bottom is missing. You know I'm more of a top myself, but uh…
Периоды бездействия
Шанс 15%, середина игры и далее
- п Oh, Morty, I been to all kinds of different realities, I've seen a lot of stuff. Yeah, and? I'm just saying, seen a lot of stuff. That's it.
- п Too hot for, too hot to trot. Morty, relax, quit trying to come up with catchy phrases.
- п Oh boy, Rick, I'm sleepy. Yeah me too Morty, but we gotta keep watching.
- п This whole thing's really happening, huh? Yep, sure is happening Morty. It's going on right now.
- п Oh, Morty. It's a nice day out there isn't it? Yeah.
- п I wish we could convince all these people to go get some vitamin D out there. Not gonna happen Morty.
- п Hey Rick, you want to hear my Boston impression? Yeah go ahead Morty. Hey y'all it's wicked sick over here, hey it's wicked sick. Whoa, that's pretty good Morty.
- п You know Morty this reminds me of Nam? What do you mean Nam? The planet. It's a planet. Very leisurely place.
- п Morty, I'm really thirsty. Can you get me a slurp? Yeah, I'll be right back.
- п Wouldn't it be a bad thing if they put a housing development here? In this beautiful forest? Yeah, Rick. Then where would these people fight?
- п Oh boy this freaky, Rick. This place is freaky.
- п [Singing] Can we get the rights to that? I don't know what you were singing.
- п If it's confusing and horrible then I guess everyone's favorite game is too, Morty.
- п You know how many people are live streaming this game right now?
- п Ugh, check it out Morty, look at this place, huh? This place is freaking me out, man.
- п You really think this world is real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice the sloppy details.
Отключение/переподключение
Отключение
Шанс 25%
- 300 They probably had to leave because their mom needed to get on Facebook.
- 300 Oh screw that guy. Screw that guy! Or girl. Screw that person!
- 300 Oh gee, you know nothing makes me more mad than when somebody just straight up quits and leaves the game. Calm down, Morty, calm down.
- 300 You know Rick, that person wasn't carrying their weight anyways. We got this!
- 300 Can't we just play a game where nobody bails?!
- 300 Oh jeez Rick, we're a man down. I know Morty, but think about what happens if we win. Think of the bragging rights we'll have!
- 300 Oh come on are you serious? Where did that player just decide to go?
- 300 Oh man, player just disconnected? Oh, wonderful. What is this, a game? Is this a game to everybody?
- 300 Oh great? You know what we just got Rick? We just got a player disconnecting on us.
- 300 Geez if I had a nickel for every time a player disconnected, I would have enough money to buy a vintage trinket from an old lady trinket store.
- 300 Player's disconnected. This is why I say local LAN is the way to go, Rick.
- 300 Plaaayer disconnect…ted.
- 300 Oh great great! Player disconnected. Leave us hanging.
Переподключение
Шанс 50%
- 300 Well well well, look what the cat drugged in. Drugged? Is he on drugs?
- Oh boy Morty look who just came back. I guess their disconnection was just a minor inconvenience.
- Oh! They're back. Who would have thought.
Выход из игры
Шанс 75%
- п As they say in Canada: peace oot!
- п Oh! Getting sick of this crap.
- п Someone turn the game off. Let me free!
- п Can we wrap this up? Me and Morty have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage.
- п Quick, Morty! We can run out of this simulated world before it reboots.
Покупка предметов
Шанс 2%
- п Look, I'm not paying seventy smidgens for a broken defraculator.
- п Heads up Morty. This could be a Zyger-ugh-ian s-scam.
Дополнения
Приветствие
All Pick
Least Played
- п Least Played!
- п Alrighty, Least Played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.
- п Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's Least Played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.
Limited Heroes
- п Limited Heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.
- п Aww, it's Limited Heroes. Is this babby's first day out?
- п Limited Heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.
Mid Only
- Mid Only! п It's a mess, but let's do it.
- Mid Only! п I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.
- Mid Only! п It's gonna get crazy up in here.
First Blood
Шанс 20%, для игроков
Шанс 100%, для зрителей
Победа
Шанс 25%, для зрителей
- That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.
- S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.
- Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.
- Sheesh, your liver must be really hurting.
Шанс 25%, для победившей команды
- That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.
- S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.
- Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.
- I'm in heaven right now. This might be the best day of my life.
Шанс 25%, для проигравшей команды
- Just give up Morty. It's all over. I'll take us home right now.
- Well if it's any consolation, none of that mattered and it was all stupid.
- That's it, Rick. I'm done with these insane adventures. I quit! I'm out!
- Game over baby! Ohh man.
- Morty, listen to me! Calm down. Just need to find an alternate reality where we didn't get our asses handed to us on a cheap chrome platter.
- This was necessary for the plan. Don't even trip, dawg.
Положительные
Шанс 40%
- 600 Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.
- 600 Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.
- 600 Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!
- 600 Oh man! Oh hoo! I'm so happy about all this.
- 600 Hey! Pat on the back. Pat on the back for this guy.
- 600 Oh boy you really should be proud of yourself, you know?
- 600 Oh boy! Whoa what a good work. What a good work you did.
- 600 Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.
- 600 That was good playership.
- 600 Oh! You're gonna do this!
- 600 Alrig-ugh-ight. You know what you're doing.
- 600 Whoa! You just unlocked the positive encouragement sound bite.
- 600 Oh, whoa whoa, cause for a celebration.
- 600 That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.
- 600 Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?
- 600 Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.
- 600 Totes m'lotes dawg.
- 600 Alright, we can rest at ease now. Close call Morty.
Общее
Шанс 25%
- 600 Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.
- 600 Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.
- 600 Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!
- 600 Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.
- 600 That was good playership.
- 600 That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.
- 600 Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?
- 600 Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.
- 600 Totes m'lotes dawg.
- 600 Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.
- 600 Geez man! They're getting whooped!
- 600 Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.
- 600 Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.
- 600 When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?
- 600 Hoooo hoooooooo!
- 600 Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.
- 600 Huuugh that's not good.
- 600 It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
- 600 It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!
- 600 Oh boy.
Отрицательные
Шанс 30%
- 600 Uh! Stand down. Stand down. Was a close call.
- 600 I can't believe how close that got.
- 600 It's a tiny blip on the map of your life, little peanut.
- 600 Oh! You gotta do something about this!
- 600 Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.
- 600 Geez man! They're getting whooped!
- 600 Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.
- 600 Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.
- 600 When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?
- 600 Hoooo hoooooooo!
- 600 Geez! Ugh! This isn't good.
- 600 Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.
- 600 Huuugh that's not good.
- 600 Hooooooo that's trouble.
- 600 It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
- 600 It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!
- 600 Horse pucky! Whoa! Careful Morty. That's some pretty hefty language you're throwing around.
- 600 This normally never happens Morty and I know you won't believe it but: I think I made a mistake.
- 600 Bet you're loving this. You get to be the mayor of I Told You Town. You're welcome.
- 600 Whatever you do, don't bother trying to get the Meeseeks to improve your game. You suck too bad.
- 600 Whoever that was, you're gonna wind up in low priority, punk. Calm down Morty! Punk!
- 600 Oh boy.
- 600 Everybody relax. It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there. You're gonna be fine.
- 600 That was just horrible, Rick!
Отрицательные продолжающиеся
Шанс 15%
- 600 Come on! Get with it!
- 600 Oh! Ho ho! Not good.
- 600 Oh man!
- 600 You know Morty, it sometimes feels like they don't even care.
- 600 Uh! What a mess.
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