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Этот набор заменяет стандартного комментатора и комментатора серий убийств на неповторимый и необузданный юмор сатирика, известного в сообществе Dota 2 как «Pyrion Flax».
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Содержит[править]

Приветствие[править]

Шанс 50%, только для All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes и Mid Only

Шанс 5%, только для перечисленных выше режимов

Шанс 1%, только для перечисленных выше режимов

Игровой режим[править]

All Pick

  • п All pick, thank God.
  • п All pick.

All Random

  • п All random? What the bloody hell is going on?
  • п All random? Why would you do such a thing?
  • п All random.

Captain's Draft

  • п Captain's draft? Yawn.
  • п Captain's draft.

Captain's Mode

  • п Tryhard meganerd mode.
  • п Captain's mode.

Deathmatch

  • п Deathmatch? Tell me this isn't literally a deathmatch.
  • п Deathmatch!

Easy Mode

  • н Easy mode! My favorite mode!

Least Played

  • п Least played!
  • п Least played mode.
  • п Least played mode.

Mid Only

  • п All mid!
  • п All mid.
  • п All mid!
  • н All mid. Pudge wars!

Random Draft

  • п Random draft? Why didn't anyone tell me? Oh god.
  • п Random draft.

Reverse Captain's Mode

  • п Reverse captain's mode.
  • п Activate reverse captain's mode.
  • п Sniatpac mode!

Single Draft

  • п Single draft? In this modern age how is such cruelty permitted to exist?
  • п Single draft.

Другие режимы
Limited Heroes, One vs One и другие возможные будущие режимы игры

  • п Pick your hero!

Выбор героя[править]

Выбор

  • Your turn to pick.
  • Enemy team's turn to pick!
  • Radiant team pick.
  • Dire team pick!

Запрет

  • Ban a thing!
  • Your turn to ban.
  • Ban someone please!
  • Soon they will ban.
  • They're gonna ban someone.
  • Enemy's turn to ban.
  • Your opponents are banning.
  • Radiant team ban.
  • The green team's banning someone now.
  • Dire team ban.
  • Bad dudes banning someone now.

Шанс 1%

  • Ban a dude. Ban Dark Seer, he's terrifying!

Осталось времени на выбор

  • н 10 Seconds idiot.
  • 5 seconds remaining.
  • Reserve time.
  • н You are using reserve time.
  • н Extra time.
  • н You are using extra time.

Шанс 3%

  • Reserve time. It's not free, you know.

Выбор закончен

  • н Our team is complete.
  • н Your team is complete.
  • н Radiant's team is complete.
  • н Dire's team is complete.
  • Well done, whoever did that. Let's just play Dota 2 now, geez. дополнение
  • Pick your hero!
  • You may now select your hero.

Выбор определённых героев[править]

Шанс 30%

  • Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png п Man, once people start calling you ancient, you know it's over.
  • Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png п So Ancient Apparition is an apparition of an ancient apparition?
  • Alchemist minimap icon.png п Two men enter, one man leaves.
  • Anti-Mage minimap icon.png п Anti-fun!
  • Anti-Mage minimap icon.png п Hands up if you hate Anti-Mage!
  • Axe minimap icon.png п He hits you so hard you turn into a number!
  • Bane minimap icon.png п This dude is bloody terrifying.
  • Batrider minimap icon.png п Heh he he he fire! He he he!
  • Beastmaster minimap icon.png п He's master of beasts and who does he get to help him? A bird and a pig. Whop-e-do!
  • Bloodseeker minimap icon.png п Can he even see with that thing on?
  • Brewmaster minimap icon.png п I hope he's got some cider on him.
  • Brewmaster minimap icon.png п I reckon, and I'm going out on a limb here, but I reckon that this lad likes a drink.
  • Broodmother minimap icon.png п Ahh! Bloody hell! Get a massive newspaper!
  • Invoker minimap icon.png п Buttons buttons buttons!
  • Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png п The charge of the extremely heavy brigade.
  • Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png п Part man, part centaur.
  • Dark Seer minimap icon.png п Long lost cousin of the coneheads.
  • Dark Seer minimap icon.png п He's like a really bloody unpleasant hedgehog.
  • Dark Seer minimap icon.png п Ahh! It's Dark Seer! Ahh!
  • Disruptor minimap icon.png п Disruptor? I hardly knew her!
  • Disruptor minimap icon.png п He's got a lizard, a huge beard, and he can harness electricity! He's the man!
  • Doom minimap icon.png п Doommmmmm!
  • Doom minimap icon.png п Doom!
  • Doom minimap icon.png п Doom!
  • Doom minimap icon.png п Hail Doombringer.
  • Dragon Knight minimap icon.png п He's a dragon, a knight, and in his spare time he likes to bake.
  • Drow Ranger minimap icon.png п The words Drow and Ranger together is like a nerd magnet.
  • Earthshaker minimap icon.png п He's a big old lovable sloth bear thing.
  • Enigma minimap icon.png п He's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, boxed up and shoved in a crate and stored in a giant warehouse.
  • Gyrocopter minimap icon.png п It's gyro, not geero. He's not a flying bloody kebab.
  • Gyrocopter minimap icon.png п One of the few truly mustachioed heroes in the game.
  • Huskar minimap icon.png п Huskar used to be called Buskar, but people don't give you spare change when you stab them in the neck with a flaming spear.
  • Jakiro minimap icon.png п This dragon has two heads?
  • Jakiro minimap icon.png п He's the bogof of the dragon world!
  • Jakiro minimap icon.png п Buy one dragon, get another dragon glued on the side!
  • Jakiro minimap icon.png п Buy one dragon, get another dragon melded on to the side! There's two dragons hrrr!
  • Juggernaut minimap icon.png п Go on juggles!
  • Juggernaut minimap icon.png п Behind that mask is a dude who is insanely dizzy!
  • Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png п The trick with Kotl is you annoy the hell out of everybody!
  • Leshrac minimap icon.png п A bloody great blue pony thing.
  • Lich minimap icon.png п Hell yeah, it's Lich!
  • Lifestealer minimap icon.png п You can't break those cuffs!
  • Lifestealer minimap icon.png п I can break these cuffs!
  • Lifestealer minimap icon.png п He looks like somebody reanimated a pizza.
  • Lina minimap icon.png п Oh ho ho! Oh Lina. Oh ho!
  • Lina minimap icon.png п She can light my fire. Because uh, she's a woman and she's got the fire and everything.
  • Lion minimap icon.png п Give 'em the finger!
  • Lion minimap icon.png п Here on the plains of the Serengeti we see the ugliest magician in the universe.
  • Lion minimap icon.png п What happens if he tries to hex an actual frog?
  • Lone Druid minimap icon.png п How can he be called Lone Druid when he has a bear for company?
  • Lycan minimap icon.png п Beware the moon!
  • Lycan minimap icon.png п Good doggie! Nice little pooch!
  • Meepo minimap icon.png п More Meepos, more problems.
  • Meepo minimap icon.png п Worst forty-five minutes of my life was playing as Meepo.
  • Morphling minimap icon.png п He's composed of H2O molecules that bonded with molecules of pure, grade-A bullpoop to form this monstrosity.
  • Morphling minimap icon.png п County's biggest, dampest, most unpleasant bumhead.
  • Naga Siren minimap icon.png п Naga siren. Sound the BS alarm. Aauuuuooonnn.
  • Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png п More like Nature's Profit! Am I right? Prophet. Proph-prophet yeah it works better on paper.
  • Necrophos minimap icon.png н Necrolyte! The diet version of Necro.
  • Night Stalker minimap icon.png п He works nights. Give the man a break.
  • Night Stalker minimap icon.png п It's night dude!
  • Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png п This guy is trying way too hard to be Sand King.
  • Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png п Oh my God. I have literally no idea what to do against this guy.
  • Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png п He looks like a really angry cat, but he has nothing to complain about.
  • Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png п A phantom lancer is worse than a phantom fart, let me tell ya.
  • Pudge minimap icon.png п He's a cockney. No I don't care what you think. Pudge is a cockney.
  • Bristleback minimap icon.png п Cor blimey gov!
  • Queen of Pain minimap icon.png п Her sister is Queen of Pine, and works for a large, Swedish furniture retailer.
  • Queen of Pain minimap icon.png п So hot. And so scary.
  • Razor minimap icon.png п Oh he's an electric razor. I finally get it!
  • Riki minimap icon.png п Hardest hero to draw, bar none.
  • Rubick minimap icon.png п Multiply that by a Rubick.
  • Sand King minimap icon.png п Harnesses the awesome power of s-sand.
  • Clinkz minimap icon.png п He's a bloody skeleton!
  • Skeleton King minimap icon.png н He's got a bone motorcycle, he plays the trom-bone, he's got a bone phone, he's got it all!
  • Slardar minimap icon.png п Something smells a bit mm-fishy.
  • Slardar minimap icon.png п Slarduuuuur.
  • Slark minimap icon.png п Aw, a detestable little man.
  • Slark minimap icon.png п Slarkasm is the lowest form of wit.
  • Slark minimap icon.png п He's Meepo's brother. Just look at him.
  • Sniper minimap icon.png п Sniper is awesome. At kill-stealing.
  • Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png п Mmmmmove over!
  • Storm Spirit minimap icon.png п Storm Spirit! Ha ha ha!
  • Sven minimap icon.png п How can Sven inspire his allies when he's just like *mumbling sounds*?
  • Templar Assassin minimap icon.png п What kind of temple has an assassin?
  • Tiny minimap icon.png п Rock beats scissors!
  • Tiny minimap icon.png п He's a living misnomer!
  • Undying minimap icon.png п Undying!
  • Undying minimap icon.png п Who died and made you king of the zombies?
  • Ursa minimap icon.png п He's a bear!
  • Ursa minimap icon.png п Ursa is responsible for a lot of pants-soiling in my house.
  • Venomancer minimap icon.png п He doesn't need wards. He poops wards.
  • Venomancer minimap icon.png п Is it ve-no, or vee-no?
  • Viper minimap icon.png п See now this guy's easy. It's just q q q q q.
  • Visage minimap icon.png п Visaaaage. Sounds like an 80s band.
  • Warlock minimap icon.png п Great. Now we're all going to die.
  • Io minimap icon.png п Wisp looks like an alien that would totally kill a red shirt in an episode of Star Trek and be like my people do not comprehend death woooooo!

Шанс 25%

  • Kunkka minimap icon.pngLone Druid minimap icon.pngAnti-Mage minimap icon.pngDeath Prophet minimap icon.pngEmber Spirit minimap icon.pngInvoker minimap icon.pngLion minimap icon.pngEnigma minimap icon.pngRubick minimap icon.png п Ah! Popped collar! Pro player alarm sounded!
  • Axe minimap icon.pngBeastmaster minimap icon.pngCentaur Warrunner minimap icon.pngKunkka minimap icon.pngSpirit Breaker minimap icon.pngAnti-Mage minimap icon.pngElder Titan minimap icon.pngMagnus minimap icon.pngPudge minimap icon.png п Yes! More beef! More beef!
  • Alchemist minimap icon.pngAxe minimap icon.pngBeastmaster minimap icon.pngCentaur Warrunner minimap icon.pngDark Seer minimap icon.pngDisruptor minimap icon.pngEarthshaker minimap icon.pngNature's Prophet minimap icon.pngKeeper of the Light minimap icon.pngKunkka minimap icon.pngLeshrac minimap icon.pngLone Druid minimap icon.pngNecrophos minimap icon.pngOmniknight minimap icon.pngSniper minimap icon.pngSpirit Breaker minimap icon.pngStorm Spirit minimap icon.pngTinker minimap icon.pngTiny minimap icon.pngTreant Protector minimap icon.pngTusk minimap icon.png п Hmm hm! Bearded!
  • Alchemist minimap icon.pngAxe minimap icon.pngBeastmaster minimap icon.pngCentaur Warrunner minimap icon.pngDark Seer minimap icon.pngDisruptor minimap icon.pngEarthshaker minimap icon.pngNature's Prophet minimap icon.pngKeeper of the Light minimap icon.pngKunkka minimap icon.pngLeshrac minimap icon.pngLone Druid minimap icon.pngNecrophos minimap icon.pngOmniknight minimap icon.pngSniper minimap icon.pngSpirit Breaker minimap icon.pngStorm Spirit minimap icon.pngTinker minimap icon.pngTiny minimap icon.pngTreant Protector minimap icon.pngTusk minimap icon.png п Ah! Nice beard!

Шанс 15%

  • Weaver minimap icon.png п You Sneaky, unpleasant son of a bitch.

Начало битвы[править]

Приготовьтесь к битве

  • Prepare for battle!
  • Prepare for battle.
  • Prepare for battle!
  • Prepare for battle!
  • Oh my god it's almost time!

Времени до битвы 30 секунд

  • Just enough time to make a cup of tea.
  • Thirty seconds!

10 секунд

  • Why does it have to count down like this? I'm nervous enough as it is!
  • Ten seconds to battle.

Битва начинается

Убийства[править]

First Blood

  • Rambo style. First blood!
  • If you want a war you've got. First blood!
  • First blood! дополнение

Только для зрителей

  • First blood! And I didn't miss it!

Double Kill

  • That's a twofer!

Шанс 15%, только для игрока

  • п You've got a double-kill! (harmonica)

Шанс 1%, только для игрока

  • п (While playing xylophone) They will sing a song about how awesome you were today because you have given them a thrill, because you've got a double kill!

Triple Kill

Ultra Kill

  • Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!

Rampage

Killing Spree

Dominating

  • Bibble bibble bibble.
  • Bibble bibble bibble.

Шанс 15%, только для игрока

  • You just got drafted by Pwn State!

Mega Kill

  • Manly!
  • Manly!

Шанс 15%, только для игрока

  • You just killed a boy band's worth of enemies.

Unstoppable

  • Oh the humanity!

Wicked Sick

  • Nerf this man!

Monster Kill

  • Prophecy is true. He is the chosen one!

Godlike

Holy Shit

  • My god. It's full of stars!

Ownage

  • 20 Ownage!
  • 20 Ownage!

Шанс 20%

  • п Ownage!

Шанс 15%

  • п The square root of the own zone!

Не связанные с сериями
Шанс 5%, любая смерть игрока

  • п Boosh!
  • п Boosh!
  • п Boosh!
  • п Boosh!
  • п Boosh!
  • п Skadoosh!
  • н Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!
  • н Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!
  • Morphling minimap icon.png п Aqua-boosh!
  • Morphling minimap icon.png п We gotta take steps.
  • н You're an anchor for this team!

Смерть всей команды
Ваша команда
Шанс 15%

  • п Number one on Fails of the Week, guaranteed!
  • п Toughen up!
  • п Toughen up!
  • п Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
  • п What the hell is going on?

Шанс 5%

  • п Well done man! Now we can all respawn together and hold hands and sing songs around the freaking campfire about what an idiot you are.

Вражеская команда
Шанс 50%

  • п Oh man that teamfight had more booshes than a boosh salad!
  • п Booshes galore!
  • п Does anybody else need a new pair of underpants.
  • п That play just made it into the Grand Pantheon of Dota 2 plays. But it is a very, very big pantheon.
  • п What are we playing for here?
  • п Bibble bibble bibble.
  • п We got this man. We got this by the ass.
  • п This is one of those games I wish was in slow-mo because my brain just melted.
  • п Okay, someone explain what happened because I have literally no idea.

Командные объявления[править]

Ваши Силы Света Силы Тьмы Противник
Курьер
убит
  • They killed the courier! Your courier is dead.
  • They killed your courier!
  • н They killed the courier!
  • Radiant's courier has been killed!
  • Oh Radiant's courier is dead!
  • Radiant's courier is dead!
  • Dire's courier has been killed!
  • Dire's courier is dead.
Рошан
убит
  • Roshan has fallen to the Radiant. дополнение
  • Rosh is just a chill dude, so someone explain to me why Radiant had to go and kill him?
  • Radiant killed Roshan! What's radiant about that?
  • Roshan has fallen to the Dire! дополнение
  • Hey uh someone check Rosh. Maybe they're doing Rosh. Wait, Dire did Rosh.
Сооружение
атаковано

Верхняя башня

Шанс 25%

  • 30 Uh excuse me sir, but it's your top tower. It says it's being destroyed.

Шанс 1%

  • п That top tower of yours ain lookin--no, wait, sorry, no, wrong announcer pack.

Центральная башня

Шанс 25%

  • 30 Ah, pardon the interruption sir but it's phonecall from your middle tower. It says it's being destroyed.

Нижняя башня

Верхние казармы

Центральные казармы

  • 10 Your middle barracks are under attack. дополнение
  • 10 Oh lord. Not the middle barracks! Not old middly!

Нижние казармы

  • 10 Your bottom barracks are under attack. дополнение
  • 10 Mind out chaps. Bottom barracks is getting piddled on.
  • 10 Cor blimey gov. Not me bottom rax!

Крепость

Верхняя башня

  • 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack! дополнение
  • 30 Green dude's top thing is about to get knocked over.

Центральная башня

Нижняя башня

  • 20 You green dudes: something bad is happening. In your bottom.

Верхние казармы

  • 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack.

Шанс 10%

  • п Good guys top rax is going to be covered in winner's poop soon enough.

Центральные казармы

  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack.
  • н Middle rax. That's gg bro. G bloody G.

Нижние казармы

  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack.

Шанс 10%

  • п Bottom rax gonna give it to ya! Not anymore. It's being pooped on.

Крепость

Верхняя башня

  • 30 Bad dude's top tower gonna fall over soon!
  • 10 Dire's top tower is under attack. дополнение

Центральная башня

  • 30 Bad dudes. Middle tower! Everyone go! Now!
  • 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack. дополнение

Нижняя башня

Верхние казармы

  • 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Bad dude's top rax is getting minced!

Центральные казармы

  • 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Going from bad to worse. Now the bad dudes' middle rax is getting shafted.

Нижние казармы

  • 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack.

Крепость

  • 10 Dire's ancient is under attack! дополнение
  • 10 Dire's ancient needs rescuing!
  • 10 The evil dudes' base is getting owned.
Сооружение
разрушено

Верхняя башня

  • 10 Your top tower has fallen. дополнение
  • 10 Remember that top tower you liked so much? Mmwa! Kiss it goodbye!

Центральная башня

  • 10 Your middle tower has fallen. дополнение
  • 10 Middle tower. Take it off your Christmas card list. It's gone!

Нижняя башня

Верхние казармы

Центральные казармы

Нижние казармы

Верхняя башня

  • 10 Radiant's top tower has fallen.
  • 10 Green dude's tower got owned, son!

Центральная башня

  • 10 Radiant's middle tower has fallen.
  • 10 Uh yo good guys. Middle tower got owned. What'cha gonna do? Get mad, or get even?

Нижняя башня

  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower has fallen.
  • 10 Good dude's bottom just fell off.

Верхние казармы

  • 10 Radiant's top barracks has fallen.

Шанс 10%

  • п Ah this just in, can now confirm: poop now all over good guy's top rax.

Центральные казармы

  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks has fallen.
  • 10 Okay that really is gg. Good guy's middle rax is in pieces.

Нижние казармы

  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks has fallen.
  • 10 Bottom rax gone. Turns out Radiant did need it.

Верхняя башня

  • 10 Dire's top tower has fallen.
  • 10 Bad dude's top is all nasty and broke-y!

Центральная башня

  • 10 Dire's middle tower has fallen.
  • 10 Ruh roh! Bad dudes. Ruh roh! Middly-widdly gone all diddly!

Нижняя башня

  • 10 That bottom tower you bad dudes had was crap anyway. Don’t sweat it.
  • 10 Dire's bottom tower has fallen.

Верхние казармы

  • 10 Dire's top barracks has fallen.
  • 10 Bad dude's rax is now officially burger meat.

Центральные казармы

  • 10 Dire's middle barracks has fallen.
  • 10 Ey bad dudes. Your middle rax is like uh chopped liver. Fuggeddaboutit.

Нижние казармы

  • 10 Dire's bottom barracks has fallen.

Верхняя башня

Центральная башня

Нижняя башня

  • 10 The enemy's bottom tower has fallen! дополнение
  • 10 Those sods. We got their bottom tower. Rock on, Tommy!

Верхние казармы

  • 10 The enemy's top barracks has fallen.
  • 10 Oh flippin' nora we got their top rax!

Центральные казармы

Нижние казармы

  • 10 The enemy's bottom barracks has fallen. дополнение
  • 10 Their bottom rax has been fired into the sun with a giant catapult.
Сооружение
добито

Верхняя башня

  • 10 Your top tower has been denied. дополнение
  • 10 I think it's shift and A to deny things. Pretty sure. Top tower denied anyway.

Центральная башня

  • 10 Your middle tower has been denied. дополнение
  • 10 How did you do that? You denied that tower man! That was so pro!

Нижняя башня

Верхняя башня

  • 10 Radiant's top tower has been denied.
  • 10 Good guy's top tower is denied. Whop-e-do!

Центральная башня

  • 10 Radiant's middle tower has been denied.
  • 10 Good guys middle tower got denied. Somebody did that. That's such a pro move.

Нижняя башня

  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower has been denied.
  • 10 Good guys bottom tower has been denied. Good luck upgrading the donkey now.

Верхняя башня

  • 10 Dire's top tower has been denied.
  • 10 Bad dudes did something really evil, and owned their own top tower!

Центральная башня

  • 10 Dire's middle tower has been denied.

Нижняя башня

  • 10 Bottom tower denied for those evil bastards. Oh they make me so mad. Mmm!

Верхняя башня

  • 10 The enemy's top tower has been denied. дополнение
  • 10 Their top tower fell over. Oh wait, they did it.

Центральная башня

  • 10 The enemy's middle tower has been denied. дополнение
  • 10 Oh man, middle tower denied. How can I afford wards now?

Нижняя башня

  • 10 The enemy's bottom tower has been denied. дополнение
  • 10 They denied their bottom tower. Can we still be friends.
Сооружения
укреплены
Мегакрипы
  • Megecreeps. Aw! Those guys are awesome!
  • We now have megacreeps. дополнение
  • We have megacreeps. We win!
  • н You now have megacreeps.
  • The Radiant now have megacreeps.
  • Good guys gonna win. Megacreeps riding to the rescue.
  • The Dire now have megacreeps.
  • Bad guy have megacreeps. Bad guy have megacreeps. Bad guys have megacreeps all up in your grill.
  • They have megacreeps. Just go hide in the fountain. It's cool, everybodydoes it.
  • The megacreeps will kill you. Megacreeps will kill you. Megacreeps will kill you.
  • The enemy now has megacreeps. дополнение
Победа

Шанс 15%, команда сил Света

  • Oh Radiant won! I could kiss you!

Шанс 15%, команда сил Тьмы

  • Well done Dire. I will personally shake all of your hands.
  • Good guys win! How tremendous!
  • Radiant victory! дополнение
  • Victoire! Victoire! Vive le Radiant!

Шанс 15%

  • Whoa. The good guys won. That literally never happens.

Шанс 15%, команда сил Света

  • Oh goody goody gumdrops. The land of faeries and little kittens won. Vomit.

Шанс 15%, команда сил Тьмы

  • Are you happy now, bad dudes? Huh? Oh you, you are? Okay, good! Good for you!

Возрождение[править]

Шанс 5%

  • п If you do that again, your teammates are going to shout at you, and you will cry.
  • п Why aren't you getting this?
  • п Uh, being bad is a choice.
  • п Stop being aggressively terrible.
  • Batrider minimap icon.png п Man this Batrider is awesome. He hasn't touched the ground once since the match started!
  • Axe minimap icon.png п Axe goes to base to respawn.
  • Axe minimap icon.png п Good day sir!
  • Doom minimap icon.png п You should steal the power of not sucking.
  • Pudge minimap icon.png п Pudge, let's not sugarcoat it, this man is a food singularity!
  • Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png п Spirit Breaker is not amoooosed.

Враг ушел с линии[править]

  • н Your top is missing.
  • н Missing top!
  • н Missing top!
  • н Missing middle!
  • н Middle is missing!
  • н Missing middle!
  • н Your bottom is missing.
  • н Your bottom is missing.
  • н Where's your bottom? It's missing!

Периоды бездействия[править]

Шанс 15%, в любой момент

  • н I may need to alt+tab from time to time to find out how this all works.
  • п It could go one way, or the other, which is to say: I have no idea what the hell is going on.
  • п How's the weather there? Eh? Raining here. Yeah. Rubbish isn't it. Oh well.
  • п Let me just set my alarm here. Wake me up when people start playing Dota.

Шанс 15%, в середине игры и далее

  • п Ah to be young again.
  • п I wish to God I could be even one-tenth as good as these guys.
  • п Somebody take over please. I need to make a cup of tea.
  • п Once upon a time, there was a game of Dota 2. And nothing happened at all.
  • п Congratulations. You're the one-millionth Dota 2 player to make me fall asleep.
  • п (whistling)
  • п (whistling)
  • п This game is like a donut filled with lava and diamonds. Boiling hot diamonds!
  • п Thanks for inviting me to commentate on the most boring game ever!
  • п Mrs. Flax just asked me if I ever intend to spend time with my family again. Answer is no.
  • п Stick the bloody kettle on, would you?

Покупка определенного предмета[править]

Шанс 25%

  • Armlet of Mordiggian (2475) п You got the omlette!
  • Armlet of Mordiggian (2475) п You got the omlette!
  • Armlet of Mordiggian (2475) п Armlet of Mordigigigigian!
  • Armlet of Mordiggian (2475) п Armlet of Mordigigiagugun!
  • Armlet of Mordiggian (2475) п Armlet of Mordigiagan.
  • Aghanim's Scepter (4200) п Aghanim's skepter.
  • Aghanim's Scepter (4200) п Aghanim's scepter. There's almost certainly something else you should've bought.
  • Skull Basher (2950) п Bash some skulls!
  • Battle Fury (4180) п Battlefury.
  • Black King Bar (4050) п Black king bar.
  • Black King Bar (4050) п Ah black king bar!
  • Blade Mail (2050) п Blade mail.
  • Blink Dagger (2250) п Blinku dagger!
  • Blink Dagger (2250) п Blink dagger.
  • Blink Dagger (2250) п Noice blink dagger.
  • Bloodstone (5250) п Bloodstooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone.
  • Butterfly (5275) п Has to be the most terrifying butterfly ever.
  • Daedalus (5150) п Daedaladlus. Daeladelus.
  • Dagon (2650) п Dagon'it!
  • Dagon (2650) п Dagoon!
  • Dagon (2650) п Dagon.
  • Divine Rapier (6000) п Divine Rapier. Lord have mercy.
  • Divine Rapier (6000) п Rapier throw incoming!
  • Drum of Endurance (1475) п Drum of endurance. Now with electrolytes!
  • Eaglesong (3000) п Eaglesong!
  • Ethereal Blade (4500) п Ethereal blade!
  • Ethereal Blade (4500) п E-blade!
  • Eul's Scepter of Divinity (2725) п Eul's scepter of spinerocity.
  • Force Staff (2175) п Nobody's forcing you. Heh heh heh.
  • Heart of Tarrasque (5150) п Heart of Terrasque.
  • Heaven's Halberd (3850) п Heaven's Halberd!
  • Helm of the Dominator (2350) п Helm of the Demominiminator.
  • Helm of the Dominator (2350) п Helm of the lowest common denominator.
  • Hood of Defiance (1750) п Hoodie of defiance.
  • Gem of True Sight (900) п Take that, you invisible swine!
  • Manta Style (4600) п Mm manta style.
  • Manta Style (4600) п Your manta style is strong. But it is no match for my dragon style.
  • Mjollnir (5600) п Mjollininer.
  • Mjollnir (5600) п Mjoeoew.
  • Mjollnir (5600) п Mjeoneer.
  • Monkey King Bar (4850) п A monkey walks into a bar and, and the bartender says Why the long face? um…
  • Mask of Madness (1775) п Mask of madness!
  • Mask of Madness (1775) п If you buy Mask of Madness, you are literally mad.
  • Mystic Staff (2700) п Ah! A mystic staff!
  • Necronomicon (2050) п Necronominina.
  • Necronomicon (2050) п Necrominomina. Necrominun. Necuclun. Necbook!
  • Orchid Malevolence (3475) п Orchid Malevolelence!
  • Perseverance (1650) п Peseverrence.
  • Pipe of Insight (3425) п Pipe! Of. Insight.
  • Poor Man's Shield п Poor Man's Shield? This thing costs a fortune!
  • Poor Man's Shield п Poor Man's Shield? Boy when I was young we couldn't afford any kind of shield. Had to make do with friend's face!
  • Poor Man's Shield п When I was young, we couldn't afford a shield. Had to make do with a friend's face.
  • Shadow Blade (3000) п Pub blade.
  • Radiance (5150) п Radiance!
  • Refresher Orb (5000) п These do not stack.
  • Rod of Atos (2750) п Rod of Atos. No healthcare for you.
  • Sange and Yasha (4100) п Sandwich and usual.
  • Sange and Yasha (4100) п Sandwich and pasta.
  • Eye of Skadi (5300) п Eye of Skadi.
  • Power Treads (1400) п Power shoes.
  • Power Treads (1400) п Shame you can't switch treads to 'do not suck'.
  • Power Treads (1400) п Mega shoes.
  • Vanguard (1925) п Vangward.
  • Vanguard (1925) п Vongward.
  • Veil of Discord (1525) п Veil of Discord, or as I call it: Christmas at my mother in law's! Ba-dombo-tsh!

Шанс 20%

  • Assault Cuirass (5075) п Assault Crrrs.
  • Assault Cuirass (5075)Chainmail (550)Shiva's Guard (4850)Platemail (1400) п If in doubt, slap armour on it.

Шанс 15%

  • Arcane Boots (1400) п Mana boots! Hell yeah!
  • Arcane Boots (1400) п Arcane boots. Now you can continue to waste mana in inefficient ways!
  • Bottle (625) п Here friend. Have a sip from my bottle.
  • Clarity (50) п A potion of clarity.
  • Clarity (50) п Clarity potion. I could seriously use a few of these right now.
  • Animal Courier (50) п What the hell is that thing?
  • Animal Courier (50) п Good luck little guy. You're gonna need it.
  • Animal Courier (50) п No mere donkey, this.
  • Flying Courier п Could someone please upgrade the courier-oh! Thank you.
  • Flying Courier п Congrats! Your courier can now fly to its death instead of just walk there.
  • Gauntlets of Strength (145) п Pff, heavy hands.
  • Mekansm (1800) п Mekansm. Ugh. I hate having to buy this boring, boring item.
  • Quelling Blade (130) п Quelling blade!
  • Quelling Blade (130) п Queue-ling blade!
  • Tango (90) п Now you can eat trees. So useful!
  • Tango (90) п Tangos. Mm, delicious.
  • Tango (90) п Tangos. Use them wisely.
  • Tango (90) п Delicious tangos.

Шанс 10%

  • Smoke of Deceit (50) п Smoke gank incoming!
  • Smoke of Deceit (50)Dust of Appearance (80)Sentry Ward (75) п Tryhards.
  • Smoke of Deceit (50)Dust of Appearance (80)Sentry Ward (75) п You know what you're doing!
  • Observer Ward (0) п Only me and Lich get excited about wards. I know that's pathetic.
  • Observer Ward (0) п I love wards almost as much as Lich does.
  • Observer Ward (0) п Wards. Now you have no excuse for getting ganked.
  • Band of Elvenskin (450) п Band of Elvenskin? Literally? That's barbaric!
  • Dust of Appearance (80) п Dusty springfield!
  • Dust of Appearance (80)Sentry Ward (75) п Invisible swine!
  • Dust of Appearance (80)Sentry Ward (75) п Take that, you invisible swine!
  • Linken's Sphere (4600) п Linken's what?
  • Magic Stick (200) п Magic stick!
  • Magic Stick (200) п Uh if you like that magic stick, I have some magic beans for you.
  • Magic Stick (200) п Here, this stick is magic, I promise.
  • Slippers of Agility (145) п Slippers of Agility? Have you ever tried running in slippers?

Шанс 5%

  • Healing Salve (110) п This salve cannot heal a broken heart.
  • Iron Branch (50) п Iron branches. Far, far more useful than they sound.
  • Town Portal Scroll (90) п There is no town. Just more bloody towers.

Шанс 1%

  • Flying Courier п About bloody time.

Без категории[править]

  • н What do we do with a drunken P-Flax early in the morning.
  • н Why isn't this courier upgraded you legendarily worthless bastard?!

Дополнения[править]

Приветствие
All Pick

  • п All pick.

Шанс 25%

  • п All pick, thank God.

Least Played

  • п Least played!

Шанс 25%

  • п Least played mode.
  • п Least played mode.

Limited Heroes

  • п Pick your hero!

Mid Only

  • п All mid!
  • п All mid.
  • п All mid!

Выбор закончен

  • Pick your hero!
  • You may now select your hero.

Битва начинается
Шанс 50%

  • The eternal struggle betwixt creep and creep lumbers on.
  • Go on creeps! Hit those other creeps!
  • Boom! Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to being a Dota 2 announcer.

Шанс 50%, если команда состоит из 5 керри

  • This team is the manliest team imaginable!

Шанс 15%

  • Into the valley of death rode the five idiots.

First Blood
Шанс 25%

  • I don't know if you're hacking or my game is bugged or something but seriously.
  • My three-year-old can do this.

Triple Kill, Rampage & Killing Spree
Шанс 15%

  • п Now where did I put my grave-dancing shoes?

Godlike

  • п Before he knew it, nine men lay dead at his feet. Nine!
  • п Roll around in their insides. DO IT!

Строения укреплены
Шанс 10%, если укрепление использовали враги

  • п Their tower's doing that woooo thing. Fortified!

Рошан убит
Шанс 5%, если убит вашей командой

  • п The Aegis-slash-Aajis-slash-Eejis of the immortal!

Шанс 25%, 3-я и следующие смерти

  • п So l-let me get this straight: you walk into a man's house, you kill him, and you take his cheese. What's wrong with you?
  • п Congratulations on making a really sad story even sadder.
  • п He has cheese in his pockets?
  • п Cheese!
  • п Pure cheese.

Шанс 1%, 3-я и следующие смерти

  • п Now I have an aegis. Ho ho ho.

Победа

  • н Congratulations. Here's the end screen.

Шанс 50%, для победившей команды

  • Wow! Oh! I mean I--I didn't see that coming!
  • If it wasn't for my guides, this would not have been possible.
  • I'm glad we won.
  • (Incoherent cheering)
  • (Incoherent cheering)
  • Yay! We won! MVP goes to the guy with the longest name.
  • Woo hoo! We won! MVP goes to whoever died the most. Well done!

Шанс 15%, для проигравшей команды

  • You lost. It was totally my fault. I'm really sorry.

Положительные
Шанс 30%

  • п If it was me, I'd need a new pair of pants.
  • п Are you serious?
  • п Are you serious?
  • п Hmm hm hm ho ho ho ha ha!
  • п Ha ha ha ha ha gold!
  • п Die große Mannen auf dem Campus.
  • п Noice!
  • п This is really remarkable Steve.
  • п Take that you bounders!

Шанс 1%, разрушена вражеская башня, только для игроков

  • п Easy game, easy tower, easy life!
  • п Get that tower! Yes!

Отрицательные
Шанс 30%

  • п Wow, you make me look good. Thanks!
  • п A wizard should know better.
  • п Booo!
  • п Bro do you even lift?
  • п Bro do you even lift?
  • п If you're feeling faint that's okay. Just lie down, elevate the legs, and breathe into this paper bag.
  • п There is no ointment, cream, nor poultice to heal these wounds.
  • п Who did that? Who did that?

Шанс 5%

  • п Is there any way back from this? No.
  • п Towers are being bulldozed, but for what? This is all meaningless!

Шанс 1%, разрушена башня сил Тьмы, только для зрителей

  • п Bad dudes. Why didn't you buy TP scrolls? Seriously. Even I do that.

Отрицательные продолжающиеся
Шанс 20%

  • п Ding dong!
  • п Can we pause please? I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
  • п Why is this so bloody difficult?
  • п We're detecting high levels of suckocity, captain.
  • п Ey yous guys doin' some great work fuggedaboutit.
  • п Ey fuggedaboutit.
  • п Oh man this is totally harshing my mellow.
  • п Guy guys guys. You need to defend here.