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Этот набор заменяет стандартного комментатора и комментатора серий убийств на язвительного и остроумного рассказчика из игры The Stanley Parable. | ||
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Голос комментатора основан из игры The Stanley Parable
Содержит
Приветствие
- Welcome to Dota!
- Oh good, you're back! It's been too long since I bathed in human misery.
- Good to see you weren't discouraged by your performance last time, I know I was.
- Hello, you are now playing DIGITAL SPORTS!
- Welcome! Once again! To DIGITAL SPORTS!
- Stanley began a game of Dota. It would be a long time before Stanley stopped playing Dota.
- Welcome, to the dense and impenetrable web of systemic bullshit we collectively refer to as Dota.
- Welcome to Dota 2, hope you're ready to get meta.
- Aha, I knew you would be back. It was never really a choice.
- Good morning!
- Good evening!
- Oh I'm so glad you're back, there's been a failure-shaped hole in my heart ever since you left.
- Oh you're NOT dead? I didn't know there were other reasons people stopped playing Dota.
- Oh you're back! Everyone's been saying they missed you! B-...wait, they were here just a moment ago...where did everyone go?
- Wait wait wait! Don't start without me! Okay, I'm here! We can start now!
- Welcome to Dota 2, the prequel to Dota 3: Return to Dota.
- Welcome! To the sequel to a video game!
- Welcome to Counterstrike! BOOM HEADSHOT!
- WELCOME TO DOTAAAA!
- Behold, as always, the majesty of DIGITAL SPORTS!
Выбор героев
- Choose your hero.
- Your turn to pick
- Your pick.
- Select a hero, please
- Go ahead and pick, I'll just be here not judging you.
- Technically announcers aren't SUPPOSED to judge you for your selection of hero, but honestly I've never been much for rules.
- Now remember, there are almost no wrong choices here.
- The only wrong choice is all the ones that aren't the one I'm thinking of.
- Enemy's turn to pick.
- Their turn to choose, patience please.
- Their pick.
- One moment, I'm going to help them strategize a bit.
- While they're picking, why don't I read you a passage from a story I've been working on:
- TWAS BURNING FLESH AND THE TWINKLING OF DASHED HOPES ROUND HER NECK, A GIFT FOR THE HEAVENS, TAKEN UNTIMELY FROM THE FEET OF ITS MORTAL BEARERS. THEY WERE NOT TO KNOW HER TRUE BLESSINGS, BLIND TO THEIR OWN SKIN. IF THERE WAS EVER A MOMENT WHEN THE TRUTH WAS MADE KNOWN, IT WAS NOT ONE RECOGNIZED BY EYES, BUT BY A MORE INTANGIBLE SPIRIT WHOSE TRUE NAME CONFLICTED WITH THAT OF THE VESSEL THAT CARRIED IT.
- BREAD, SHE SCREAMED, BREAD EVERYWHERE!! BREAD UPON BREAD, WITHIN BREAD, A NEW CIVILIZATION BUILT UPON A FOUNDATION OF BREAD, LOVERS, MASTERS, GIVERS, WORKERS, THE FAILINGS AND CRIMES AND HUBRIS OF HUMANITY. WHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH, THE POPULACE DEMANDED! BUT STILL SHE DECREED: MORE BREAD!
- LITTLE DOGS AND LITTLE FROGS MAKE TINY HOMES IN LITTLE LOGS / TENS OF TENS OF MILES AWAY, EVIL FORCES GATHER SWAY / BATTLEGROUND OF MORTAL TOIL, TWIXT THIS HELL AND EARTHLY SOIL / FLAMING TEETH AND FLAMING SWORDS, WHEN LITTLE DOGS FOUGHT DEMON HORDES
- EAT FASTER. EAT HARDER. EAT HIGHER. EAT LOUDER. EVERY DAY FOR DAY UPON DAY UPON DAY THEY ATE FASTER HARDER HIGHER LOUDER. NONE WOULD BEST THEM, NONE WOULD OUT-EAT THEM, NO FANTASIES OF GRANDEUR CLOUDED THEIR RESOLVE. THEY WOULD BE EATING CHAMPIONS, GODS AMONGST MORTALS, UNBESTED IN COMPETITION, A NEW SUN RISES UPON THEIR IMMACULATE CONSUMPTION EMPIRE. THEY TOOK THIRD.
- While they're picking, here's a random number for you to think about:
- Dire team pick.
- Dire team are now picking
- Dire's turn to make all the wrong choices.
- Radiant team pick.
- Radiant team are now picking
- Radiant's turn to royally screw it up.
- Your turn to ban
- Your ban, make it count
- Ban them right where it hurts.
- Ban the ever-loving snot out of them.
- Enemy's turn to ban.
- Their ban.
- Now let's wait patiently while they try to screw you over.
- Dire's ban
- Radiant's ban
- Alright, let's see what the damage is.
- Well then, shall we pick some heroes?
- Alright, let's begin the Dota!
- It's time at last to select heroes.
- How badly did they ruin your strategy?
- DO-TA! DO-TA! DO-TA!
- Your ancient is under attack!
- Radiant's team is complete.
- Your team is complete.
- Dire's team is complete.
- Ten seconds remaining.
- Only ten seconds.
- Ten seconds to pick.
- Five seconds, hurry hurry!
- Five seconds remain!
- Reserve time.
- You need MORE time? Yeesh...
- You STILL haven't reached a conclusion? Clearly Dota is the right game for you.
- Look I don't mean to rush you, but I DO wish you'd go a hell of a lot faster than you're going.
- You need EXTRA time? You know what game you're playing, right? Dota?
- Today we'll be playing All Pick.
- All Pick.
- Today we'll be playing All Random.
- All Random.
- Today we'll be playing Captains Draft.
- Captain's Draft.
- Today we'll be playing Captains Mode.
- Captains Mode.
- Today we'll be playing Random Draft.
- Random Draft.
- Today we'll be playing Single Draft.
- Single Draft.
- Least Played.
- Today we'll be playing Ability Draft.
- Ability Draft.
- Today we'll be playing Death Match.
- Death Match.
- Today we'll be playing Easy Mode.
- Easy Mode.
- Today we'll be playing Reverse Captains.
- Reverse Captain's Mode.
- Today we'll be playing Mid Only.
- Mid Only.
- Limited Heroes.
- Choose wisely.
- There's a reason no one plays this mode, and you're about to find out.
- Prepare for battle.
- Prepare yourselves, we're nearly ready!
- Oh goody, I'm so terribly excited!
- Just a minute or so now until the game starts, patience.
- Let's have a good clean match today.
- Is everyone ready?
- The stage is set, everyone prepared?
- Another thrilling match awaits us.
- Well let's get to it, shall we?
- Another beautiful day in Dota-land.
- Let's destroy it.
- Good, we're nearly at the part where everything dies over and over.
- Just so you know I'll be taking a shot every time you die, please try to keep me out of the hospital.
- You have about a minute to enjoy not dying. Savor it.
- The game's about to begin! Just try not to think of failure and all the ways you could lose and everything in yourself you feel weak and insecure about and you should be fine.
- Okay! Time for me to learn the rules of Dota! I'll just be skimming this as you play.
- GL, HF, L2P, VD, MP3, OBGYN, 3DPDB1D9G
- Quickly! Purchase items! Consume material goods to sustain capitalism!
- Now a quick reminder, the goal of this game is to win. You can...I mean do whatever you want with that information, just throwing it out there.
- What do you think will happen this time? Murdering one another, probably. Unless....yeah, no I'm gonna go with constant murder.
- Okay, time to forget the myriad external pressures and life stresses that have driven you to blot out the pain with video games, let's play some Dota!
- Perhaps THIS battle will resolve the eternal conflict between good and evil.
- DO-TA! DO-TA! DO-TA!
- Okay see that big tree thing there? I guess that's significant, you want it to live or die or something. Look, I really don't know how this game works.
- Now if I'm reading this correctly, that big orange glowing thing is what you DON'T want to kill. Try doing that.
Начало битвы
- Thirty seconds to battle.
- 30 seconds.
- Thirty seconds to video games, thirty seconds!
- 30 seconds until DIGITAL SPORTS!
- One minute until thirty seconds after battle.
- Just kind of a heads up here, everything you know and love will die one day.
- Where do you think we go when we die?
- Maybe THIS match will teach me how to love...
- I'll never truly forget the pain.
- Your ancient is being attacked! Sorry, *cough*, just warming up. I imagine I'll be using that line a lot.
- Ten seconds to battle.
- 10 seconds, everyone!
- Here it comes....
- Last chance to quit the game and do something productive with your life.
- All I'm saying is, diplomatic negotiations aren't off the table yet.
- The battle begins!
- Begin the murder-fest!
- Begin the DIGITAL SPORTS!
- And so it begins.
- Now murder each other for my amusement!!
- Let this meditative reflection on the fleeting and fragile nature of life begin!
- DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
- The match has begun! Go forth, and prove that video games are art!
- It's time for fantasy-world avatars to pretend to murder one another!
- MID! EVERYONE GO MID! EVERYONE!!
- God I really hope this match ends up being of any cosmic significance.
- aaaaaaand RESOLVE YOUR DIFFERENCES!
- Remember that we at Dota HQ recommend regular breaks to stretch and move around a bit every 10 minutes or so during play.
- Let's play, everyone. Let's all play.
- Okay, so let me impart a bit of wisdom: Don't die. Just do that, keep doing that, over and over and over until the match is finished.
- And so they rushed eagerly to battle. But all was not what it seemed....
- And yet even as the match began, the end was so much closer than anyone knew...
- Why are we here? What is any of this for? These are the questions no one was asking.
- I respect you all regardless of the outcome. But I can't love you. Not after last time...
- What none of the players know is that winning will not confer any true meaning or deeper sense of validation upon them as individuals. Let's observe.
Первое кровопролитие
Серия убийств
- Double kill!
- A vicious double slaying.
- Two innocent lives taken!
- Two down.
- A double slaughter.
- Twice the murder!
- Make that two.
- Double kill.
- Triple kill!
- And there's a third.
- Three innocent lives taken!
- Ultra kill!
- And a fourth! GET THE LAST ONE!
- Four innocent lives taken!
- Rampage!
- Death to them all!
- Five innocents, driven mercilessly into the ground!
- Killing spree.
- More! More death!
- Keep murdering!
- Quite a spree.
- Dominating.
- A dominant performance.
- Mega kill.
- An acceptable amount of murder.
- Unstoppable.
- Whole lotta murder going on here.
- No really, you've got to stop this person.
- Wicked sick.
- A quantity of murder both sick and wicked.
- Monster kill.
- Monsters, all of you.
- You ARE still trying to stop the spree, yes?
- Godlike.
- Good god.
- You had better win after this.
- Holy shit!
- Yes that's a whole lot of people dying.
- Now this is disgusting.
- We're now in the generic max-kill-spree dialogue!
- It's a spree bigger than 9, that's all I know.
- aaaaand we're in the rubbing-it-in phase.
- Yes, still killing people. Still doing it.
- I hope these skills transfer to the real world.
- There's cheating going on here, I can smell it.
- Skilled at Dota, the most desirable trait within the human species.
- This is definitely not sociopathic behavior.
- It's just an ego thing at this point, isn't it?
- The slaughter continues!
- When will it stop???
- Will someone please stop this person? They're ruining the game!
- Is the game still any fun?
- Who will stand up to this monster?
- What a lesson in accepting the inevitability of death this person is teaching us.
- It goes on....and on......and on....
- Someone's been practicing.
- How many kills is that now?
- I think we can safely call this a spree.
- Yep, still killing!
- Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill killing!
- Murdering avatars in a fake sport!
- Many of them! Many people have died!
- I wonder if it feels good to pwn so hard?
- A bunch! THAT'S how big the spree is!
- Impressive.
- Tremendous! 15 kills! ....bet you can't get 20.
- Oho, 20 kills? Really though, I don't impress easily below 30.
- 30 kills already! Hey as long as we've come this far, why not take it to 50? See you in 20 more kills!
- Surely you saw this coming: 100 kills! Get to 100! DO IT!!
- Let's be honest, you've probably rigged the game to farm for dialogue from me. Are you proud of yourself for that?
- No really, it's a thing to be ashamed of.
- I'll let it continue, but I can't undo the shame you'll feel at having cheated.
- It must be awful having to hear the same stock dialogue over and over.
- Okay, I get it, the joke's over.
- 1 more to a hundred! If you mess this up now you'll really hate yourself!
- 100 kills!!! Congratulations, but remember that the real victory comes from within. Can't you feel it? Yes, you truly must be a happier person now.
- No? Still no internal validation? Well, I did all I can do. Better luck next time!
- Ownage.
- Apparently you're owning? That's just what I'm being told.
- It seems you are owning. What exactly you now own, I have no idea.
- You are owning or pwning or something.
- You are pwning. Is it...is it poaning? Pewning? Po- whatever.
- You are being owned.
- Oh dear, you are being owned.
- Hope you enjoy being owned.
- I am informed that ownage is under way.
- We have thus entered into a state of ownage.
- A condition for ownage has been met.
- Observe: one of the teams is owning at Dota.
- In concordance with the rules of Dota, ownage has been initiated.
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Длительный период без каких-либо действий
- Incredible, you've managed to make the most intricate video game on the planet boring. Where do you keep getting it?
- Can we PLEASE bring a little excitement back to the game? How about one of you kill your own courier, yes that would really spice things up!
- Do you know how many hundreds of thousands of millions of hours Valve put into developing this game? Any clue? I ask because right now you're making it look like Snakes and Ladders.
- I think what we need right now is a bit of music to bring back the mood. MUSIC
- Ladies and gentlemen, DIGITAL SPORTS!
- Look at the radical twists and turns this game is taking, you can just FEEL the video games, can't you? I know I can.
- When nothing of any interest had happened for a good long time, Stanley decided perhaps this match was going nowhere, and he went to spectate something else.
- The next time someone claims video games are not art, I'm going to show them a replay of this match.
- Why don't we spice this match up with a fact about shrimp:
- Did you know the female shrimp can lay up to a hundred million eggs at once? Wow, that's....that number seems a bit high, actually.
- Did you know that average shrimp lifespan is between 12 and 16 minutes? Wow, I sure know a lot more about shrimp than I did before this match!
- Did you know that shrimp subclass Branchiopoda, order Anostraca are on average 3 inches smaller than the more common branchiopods Notostraca, Diplostraca and Mysidacea? .....okay!
- Did you know that the first shrimp was discovered in 1967 by a group of Finnish sailors? I didn't either, facts can really be surprising!
- Did you know that shrimp are healthy source of protein and selenium? I did, and I use this information on a regular basis!
Враг ушел с линии
- You DO know there's no one on top lane, right?
- Top is missing.
- Wait, where did everyone in the middle go?
- Middle is missing.
- Oh look at that, no heroes on bottom.
- Bottom is missing.
Покупка предмета
- Consume! Consume! Consume!
- Quickly! Overanalyze whether or not it was the correct purchase! Choke on your own bitter regret!
- People still buy this item? Why don't you pay attention to the meta-game??
- No matter who wins this match, the capitalist pigs are the real winners.
- Isn't it nice knowing that material consumption brings lasting happiness?
- [[||link=Animal Courier| ]] Maybe...maybe this time things will be different...
- [[||link=Animal Courier| ]] Go, donkey child. Let not the tides of evil into your heart.
- [[||link=Animal Courier| ]] This courier's soul...so immaculate, so pure...
- Congratulations on your new sentry ward! Best of luck on a lifetime of never receiving any substantial recognition for your work!
- Look at you, sucking it up and buying the sentry ward. Surely your team will recognize you for your sacrifices.
- Buying a sentry ward makes you the least powerful hero in the game, but it makes you most powerful in my heart.
- Ah the Tango... The poor man's Divine Rapier...
- Ah the Desolator... The poor man's Divine Rapier...
- Ah the Hood of Defiance... The poor man's Divine Rapier...
- Ah the Ring of Aquila... The poor man's Divine Rapier...
- Ah the Slipper of Agility... The poor man's Divine Rapier...
- Ah the Urn of Shadows... The poor man's Divine Rapier...
- People actually buy smokes? Really???
- Interestingly, THIS clarity will actually deplete your mana.
- Well done! Well done!
Негатив
Кто-нибудь отключился\переподключился к игре
- A player has disconnected.
- One of us has become too intimidated by the sheer power of electronic sports to continue playing
- ONE of you has figured out that there are actually things in this world other than Dota.
- Fine. Leave. See if I care.
- Someone left? But they're going to miss the DIGITAL SPORTS.
- A player has reconnected.
- Oh, they're back!
- Well look who's come crawling back.
- Oh they're just toying with us now.
- Now all of a sudden you want back in? For goodness sake, make up your mind.
- Ha! I knew they couldn't stay away.
Приостановка игры (пауза)
- Okay back to killing each other!
- Okay back to video games!
- Once again: video games!
- Once again: DIGITAL SPORTS!
- Okay we're unpaused! GO! GO! GO! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
- Where were we? Radiant was pushing, or was it...? Okay never mind, everyone just go bottom!
- When last we left our heroes...
- Back to the indecipherable gibberish!
Возрождение
- Do it again! Exactly like you did the last time!
- Respawned again. Does it ever bother you that you'll never know the sweet release of lasting death? Bothers ME all the time.
- Oh look! It's alternate you who stopped playing Dota and went outside! Just look how fit and attractive you are!
- SEND IN THE NEXT CLONE.
- Okay this time just do everything exactly the opposite of what you did before.
- Can anyone TRULY die? In real life, I mean. I - wait, yes, okay, I've answered my own question.
- What is it all for? Dying, resurrecting, dying again, resurrecting again.......why???
- Oh wait, yes, I'm sorry, you're trying to kill their ancient. Okay, got it, as you were!
- WELCOME BACK TO DOTAAAAA! GUITAR
- Okay this time, let me offer a new piece of strategy:
- More couriers. Buy more couriers.
- Top lane, only go top lane.
- Jungle. Just jungle, nothing else, only jungle.
- Buy wards. Buy lots of them, fill your inventory.
- Kill your courier. Buy another one. Kill that one too.
- Sell all your equipment. Hardcore mode.
- Feed. Just, constant feeding.
- Win.
- Go outside.
- Stop everything, just take a minute here to reflect. Yes, a good bit of soul searching is what this team needs.
- Kill Roshan by yourself. DO IT! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!
- Attack your own ancient. Enemies perceive that your team has fallen apart and they become complacent. Allies swoop in while they're vulnerable. VICTORY!!
- Stop using mana, you died the last time you tried using mana.
- Go on a friend's account and purchase the Stanley Parable Dota pack a second time.
Выход из игры
- I'd give up too if I were asked to make so many decisions.
- Ah, you're giving up Dota! A wise decision! Go, and live a healthy normal life!
- Congratulations on your decision to do things other than Dota, I think you'll find it a wise long-term investment.
- They say that the real victory is NOT playing Dota, which makes you a winner!
- If you come back, tell me what it's like on the outside.
- Freedom...
- Push escape and press quit, there's no other way to beat this game!
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